Best drink ever!
(Source: sympathyy)
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its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
(Source: jackbarrackat)
Hey, you.
Yeah, you, the person who looks incredibly bored. Yeah, you. I’m talking to you.
You have really nice eyes.
I like your smile, too, because it means you’re happy, and I like it when you’re happy.
Now keep on scrolling because this is really embarrassing for me, okay?
in case of a fire we’re just gonna have to fucking die.
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
Perfection.
(Source: lightsthings)
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
(Source: dirtandglitter24)
